Super Hottie: Henry Cavill.
posted on June 12, 2013 by
It’s been a month since my last post. That’s almost unforgivable. I apologize for the unexpected and extended blogging hiatus. I guess I should consider myself lucky that I like my job (you know, the one that pays the bills), but I do get pissed at it when it takes time away from the other things I enjoy, like blogging. Anyways, enough about me. It’s Hump Day Hottie, and I’m back with one of the hottest guys (if not currently THE hottest) in Hollywood: Henry Cavill.
I’ve already done a few posts on Henry, so I don’t know what I can say that hasn’t already been said. I’m so excited to see Man of Steel. Honestly, I don’t even care about the plot (I’ve actually never seen any Superman movies or TV shows, so it’s all new to me). All I care about is Henry and his total and complete hotness. Which includes his muscles. And his blue eyes. And his curly hair, chiseled cheekbones and chin dimple. And major props to whoever designed his costume – it really shows off all of Henry’s…impressive assets.
Gatsby Math: Leo + Gatsby = Obsessed.
posted on May 15, 2013 by
Hi everyone! I’m back from vacation and trying to catch up on posts. I wanted to get this post ready before I left, but it didn’t happen. So even though it’s a few days late, I have to share my love for Leo since, as you know, he’s one of my all time faves. OK, so I haven’t actually seen Gatsby yet since I was traveling the day it came out and was busy all weekend, so I won’t get to see it until this weekend. But it doesn’t matter. It’s Leo. And Baz Luhrmann. And all kinds of glitzy, over-the-top, 1920′s fabulousness, so I know I’ll LOVE it.
So that’s how I ended up doing some Gatsby Math. Because Leo plus anything is generally awesome. And really, hot guy math is the only kind worth doing. It also allowed me to Google some 20′s slang to use where appropriate. Like I really wanted to use the phrase elephant’s adenoids instead of bee’s knees, but I didn’t think anyone would get it. (Apparently all of the following can be used in place of the well-known nonsense catchphrase: elephant’s adenoids, cat’s meow, ant’s pants, tiger’s spots, bullfrog’s beard, caterpillar’s kimono, turtle’s neck, duck’s quack, duck’s nuts, monkey’s eyebrows, gnat’s elbows, oyster’s earrings, snake’s hips, kipper’s knickers, clam’s garter, eel’s ankle, leopard’s stripes, tadpole’s teddies, sardine’s whiskers, canary’s tusks, pig’s wings, cuckoo’s chin, and butterfly’s book.)
Anyways, happy hump day! I hope put your new and improved math skills to use!
Hump Day Hottie: Robert Downey, Jr.
posted on May 01, 2013 by
I need to apologize for the lack of posts lately. Work has been crazy. Life in general has been crazy. And I leave for vacation tonight, so I’ll be on blogging hiatus until the end of next week. But I promise to try to get back on a regular posting schedule when I return. That being said, I couldn’t leave without a hottie post! And today we have one of my faves: Robert Downey, Jr. He’s already been featured on the blog, but I mean, there’s enough hotness for another post (or several), don’t ya think?
My obsession with RDJr started in 1994 with Only You. I freaking ADORE that movie. Actually, 1994 seemed to be a pivotal obsession-forming year – Billie Joe, Christian Bale, Leo, etc. But flash forward to 2013, and RDJr is pretty much the coolest guy in Hollywood. And he plays one of the coolest superheros. I’m not a huge comic book movie fan, but I do love RDJr as Tony Stark/Iron Man. Well, I also love CB as Batman. And Henry Cavill as Superman. (I know it’s not out yet, but it’s Henry, so I’ll love it. Guaranteed.) Sorry, I’m all over the place, this post is supposed to be about RDJr. I don’t need to list everything I love about him. There’s a lot to love and I’ve done that already. But the man exudes confidence. Charming, eccentric confidence.
Game of Thrones Hotties.
posted on April 17, 2013 by
Anyone else totally obsessed with Game of Thrones? Although I have to admit, I still don’t know most of the characters names. I mean if you have to keep track of like 100 characters, can’t they at least have normal names? I tried to get this post up before the Season 3 premiere, but Hottie Madness got in the way! And originally I wanted to write this post to gush over Peter Dinklage, but there so much manly-man candy in GoT that I thought it would be unfair to leave the other guys out.
Who’s your fave Game of Thrones hottie? I know I left some out, but in an effort to keep this from being the longest post ever, I narrowed it down to the following seven:
Peter Dinklage as Tyrion Lannister
Like I said, Peter is the reason I wanted to write this post. I LOVE him. Totally obsessed. And after conducting a poll of all the ladies I know that watch GoT, I’m not alone. There is a lot of love for the Dinklage. Tyrion is my fave character on the show, and Peter plays him so well, which is probably why he won the Emmy and Golden Globe! For only being 4’5″ tall, he commands every scene he’s in. He’s cunning, charming and charismatic and unexpectedly romantic.
Hottie Madness 2013 Winner: David Gandy! (Bonus MVH: Robert Pattinson.)
posted on April 10, 2013 by
We’ve made it to the end of Hottie Madness 2013! Four weeks. 64 hotties. And after a few close calls, major upsets and some intense battles, we’re left with one winner. I present you with the Official Hottie of 2013: David Gandy.
First, I just want to say a big THANK YOU to everyone who voted! I can’t tell you how much I appreciate all the participation and support!
Now, let’s recap David’s journey. David was a late entry into the tourney, with his post just making the cut for the deadline. He faced some seriously tough competition, but his fans rallied around him to lead him to the final – with a total of exactly 15,000 votes. Damn! Nice work guys, you should be proud of yourselves! David started Round 1 with a close call against Nadal but had easy wins over Will Smith in Round 2 and Matthew McConaughey in the Sweet 16. He dethroned former Sexiest Man Alive Bradley Cooper in the Elite 8 before facing an insanely tough battle with Robert Pattinson in the Final 4. And in the final, which I had expected to be a really tough race, he easily upset top seed Chris Hemsworth. David basically slashed his competition all the way to the winning spot!
OK, enough with the words. This is all about the Eye Candy GandyCandy. Besides, I don’t think I need to list all the reasons why David deserves the title of Official Hottie. The pictures speak for themselves! But feel free to leave comments on all the things you love about David! Congrats David! Wear the title with pride! (Or you know, don’t wear it at all. We like that, too!)
P.S. I spent at least 10 hours looking at photos of David during Hottie Madness. I could think of worse things to do with my time, you know what I mean?
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Hottie Madness: Championship Game!
posted on April 08, 2013 by
We’ve made it to the Championship Game in Hottie Madness! We started with 64 hotties and now we’re down to two! The battle between the Gandy Candy and RPatz was INTENSE. It was back and forth the entire time, with a total of 13,222 votes cast, but David’s fans rallied at the end to get him the win. Just to put things in perspective, last year I averaged like 50 votes per matchup. So seeing that over 13k(!!!) people voted in just this one competition blows my mind! I truly appreciate all the votes and the continued support. And I do feel bad for the RPatz fans (myself included, but I’m a fan of all the guys in my bracket), so I have something special planned for him and his fans on Wednesday when the Official Hottie is revealed! Who’s it going to be?
Side note: I just want to address an issue that was brought up about the voting. The polls are run through Poll Daddy and I only allowed one vote per IP address. There was some concern over cheating, but I checked the votes last night (I can see how many votes were cast per IP address) and everything seems legit. Also, after seeing two amazing Green Day shows this weekend, I still think Billie Joe should have made it farther! That man knows how to command a stadium full of 15k people, all of them hanging on his every word. So much stage presence and energy, and he seriously doesn’t look like he’s aged at all in the past 20 years. I love him. LOVE HIM. Anyway, I digress…back to business!
This time I’m sharing a collection of images of each hottie to help with the voting, but you can click on their names for more pictures. Voting for this bracket has ended. Good luck to our super hot finalists!
(7) David Gandy vs (1) Chris Hemsworth
In the Battle of the Brits, the Gandy Candy hotness reigned supreme and he ended up winning over RPatz with 57.6% of the vote. And in the Battle of the Aussies, Chris Hemsworth took it over Hugh Jackman with 57.5%. I know Chris is a top seed, but based on everyone’s comments I was sure Hugh would have taken it. Perhaps it was the photos of Chris toting around his little girl that gave him the edge? David vs Chris is going to be a tough one. But it should be, it’s the final! Both guys are incredibly handsome and masculine. Both have amazing bodies. Both have gorgeous blue eyes and sexy accents. So who’s it going to be – the British supermodel or the Australian actor? This might be too tough a decision for a Monday morning, you know?
Good luck to our final hotties and thanks so much for voting! Check back on Wednesday to see who is crowed the Official Hottie!
Hottie Madness: Final 4!
posted on April 04, 2013 by
We’ve reached the Final 4 in Hottie Madness! The top guys from each bracket have moved on to compete against each other. And what are the odds we’d be left with two Brits and two Aussies competing against each other? I’m surprised with how the bracket has turned out with only one top seed remaining. And David Gandy, who just made the cut, is steamrolling his competition. The winners of the Final 4 will compete against each other for the title of Official Hottie, so who’s it going to be?
Side note: I’m kinda bummed that I’m going to miss Syracuse play in the Final 4 this weekend. But I’ll be missing the game for a good reason. I’ll be seeing my ultimate hottie (and personal top seed), Billie Joe, up close and personal at not one, but TWO, Green Day concerts this weekend!
You can click on the names/links for the full post and cast your vote in each box below the photos. Click here for more details and to download the bracket. Voting for this bracket has ended.
(Oh, and if you share on any social networks, tag your posts with #hottiemadness!)
(7) David Gandy vs (7) Robert Pattinson
David beat out former Sexiest Man Alive Bradley Cooper with an overwhelming 86% of the vote. And RPatz took out the other Hemsworth brother with 62%. This should be an interesting Battle of the Brits – a 7 vs a 7, a sexy top model with the perfect body vs a brooding sparkly vampire heartthrob. The fans of both guys have gotten them this far, so I guess we’ll see who’s are more loyal, Team David’s Team Edward’s.
Hottie Madness: Elite 8!
posted on April 02, 2013 by
Hottie Madness is coming to an end – only two more rounds until we have a winner! And if you thought there were some tough decisions in the earlier rounds, the Elite 8 is where it gets serious. Only one hottie from each bracket will go on to compete in the Final 4! (‘CUSE also made it to the Final 4!) The competition is tough this round. Hugh Jackman vs Christian Bale?? Come on. And if you’re a BCoop fan, rally the votes, cause David Gandy fans are on a mission to get him to the final! BTW, what’s with all the facial hair?? Every dude in this round (actaully, almost the entire tourney) has some sort of beard. Not that I mind, but doesn’t anyone shave anymore??
You can click on the names/links for the full post and cast your vote in each box below the photos. Click here for more details and to download the bracket. Voting for this bracket has ended.
(Oh, and if you share on any social networks, tag your posts with #hottiemadness!)
(1) Bradley Cooper vs (7) David Gandy
The former Sexiest Man Alive only had a 56% win over Josh Duhamel. I don’t know if that will be strong enough to win over David Gandy, who’s fans are driving like 70% of the traffic to this tournament! (Thanks by the way!) David had a huge win over Matthew McConaughey with 93% of the vote. Fact: after hours of image searching I’ve learned that if you stare at these guys long enough, you’ll get hypnotized by their eyes. I don’t envy anyone having to make a decision like this. Including myself.
Hottie Madness: Sweet 16!
posted on March 29, 2013 by
We’ve reached the Sweet 16 of Hottie Madness, and the competition is getting tough! I’m sharing all eight matchups across the four brackets, so make sure you scroll all the way down or else you’ll miss Hugh Jackman! Vote for your faves to move on to the Elite 8! (Speaking of which, I’m thrilled that CUSE made it to the Elite 8 last night in the actual tourney. Go Orange!)
You can click on the names/links for the full post and cast your vote in each box below the photos. Click here for more details and to download the bracket. Voting for this bracket has ended.
(Oh, and if you share on any social networks, tag your posts with #hottiemadness!)
(1) Bradley Cooper vs (4) Josh Duhamel
It’s an All-American Hottie battle! Brad had a pretty easy win over Colin Farell, 64%, but Josh had a very narrow win over Gerard Butler. Two votes. 50.25%. So will that be enough to win against last years Sexiest Man Alive? I loved Brad in Silver Linings Playbook, so much that it spawned a major obsession. But Josh adopts doxies…
Hottie Madness, Round 2: The Seducers.
posted on March 27, 2013 by
We’ve reached final bracket in Round 2 of Hottie Madness: The Seducers. A couple of upsets in this one. Christian Bale beat Diego Boneta, but personally, I think CB should have started with a higher seed anwyays. And even though it was a close race, I am thrilled that John Slattery upset Glee-candy Jacob Artist. There is still time to vote in The Players Round 2 bracket and send your fave hotties to the Sweet 16!
You can click on the names/links for the full post and cast your vote in each box below the photos. Click here for more details and to download the bracket. Voting for this bracket ends Thursday, March 28th.
(Oh, and if you share on any social networks, tag your posts with #hottiemadness!)
(1) Josh Hutcherson vs (9) Chace Crawford
I guess there is more to hotness than an amazing bod, and Josh Hutcherson beat out Mario Lopez’s abs by 60%. It was a close race between Chace and Joseph Gordon-Levitt, but Chace ended up winning with 51%. Sad. You know I love my JG-L. So what do you think? Is Peeta more popular than Nate Archibald? I don’t know, I guess this is kinda like the Hottie Hunger Games? Only the strongest hottest survive. And may the odds be ever in your favor… (Sorry, couldn’t resist.)
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